Cats: how to understand them
"Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff" -Unknown
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -Dave Platt
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -Bruce Graham
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." -Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." -Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -Jeff Valdez
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -English proverb
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." -Ellen Perry Berkeley
"One cat just leads to another." -Ernest Hemingway
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." -Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -Hippolyte Taine
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Schweitzer
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -Ernest Menaul
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God." -Unknown
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." -Colette
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -Missy Dizick
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." -Colonial American proverb
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic" -Unknown
"My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes." -Unknown
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." -Unknown
"Women and cats will do as they please and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -Robert A. Heinlein
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